The UK is world famous now
0Hey your little island shows up on Google Analytics now
0I go and stand on a hill with a lightning conductor while carrying a badger in hopes of being struck by lightning & gaining supernatural badger power
0A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
0People can get their fast food and then pop round to get their vitamins from us without leaving the car
0Clients start to request ‘Web 2.0 standards’. I have no idea what that means but it usually involves tagging, ‘friends’ and gratuitous use of JavaScript.
0WordPress is so easy a decapitated cockroach could work with it (well, for up to 10 days anyways, which is how long cockroaches can live without their heads – not that you really wanted to know that)
“Life’s like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending.
We’ve done just what we’ve set out to do,
Thanks to the lovers, the dreamers and you.”
- The Muppet Movie (1979)
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