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Steve Smith

a bit like Web 2.0, but without the reflections

The UK is world famous now

Hey your little island shows up on Google Analytics now

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Supernatural badger power

I go and stand on a hill with a lightning conductor while carrying a badger in hopes of being struck by lightning & gaining supernatural badger power

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A word to the wise

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

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Boots opens Britain’s first drive-through chemist… in an old McDonald’s

People can get their fast food and then pop round to get their vitamins from us without leaving the car

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way

Lead, follow, or get out of the way

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“Web 2.0 standards”

Clients start to request ‘Web 2.0 standards’. I have no idea what that means but it usually involves tagging, ‘friends’ and gratuitous use of JavaScript.

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WordPress is so easy

WordPress is so easy a decapitated cockroach could work with it (well, for up to 10 days anyways, which is how long cockroaches can live without their heads – not that you really wanted to know that)

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IE8b1 does something, but…

IE8b1 does something, but it doesn’t come close to being correct.

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Worker bees

It’s amazing how cheap honey is really, it’s a good job we don’t have to pay bees.

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Life’s like a movie, write your own ending…

“Life’s like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending.
We’ve done just what we’ve set out to do,
Thanks to the lovers, the dreamers and you.”

- The Muppet Movie (1979)

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